Il Bue Che Dice Cornuto All’asino: Italy
bans Tom Ford ad because of their long tradition of high-minded,
unporny public
discourse. [Radar]
The Distinguished Gentleman From Milan: In related
news, Santo Versace, business manager of the family label, has joined
Italy’s Parliment. [WWD, 2nd
item]
“Masturbation Cuts Cancer Risk”: Well, in that case,
maybe we’ll try it some time. [BBC]
Slip Ons: Socks for men without shoes. [Men’s
Vogue]
Ripped From the Headlines: Our very own Jared Paul Stern
is set to be detonated in effigy in an upcoming episode of “Law &
Order.” We couldn’t be more proud. Also, Chung-chung. [NY
Daily News]
Ring of Fire: Like a ribbon ‘round your finger, this
accessory will remind you of appointments or anniversaries or burn you
in the process. [Uncrate]
Beggars and Choosers: A probing piece about the
difficulties of funding and presenting at Fashion Week. [Papierdoll]
Monroe Doctrine: The Marilyn sex-tape fantasy goes
“pop” in 1,460 words. [Defamer]
Members Only: A jacket checklist for these
windbreaker months. [Refinery29]