Clean Sheets: Lenny Kravitz, who has bedded about half of everyone you ever wanted to, has become inexplicably chaste. Go ahead and hate. [NY Post]
Big Deal: Emerging designer Alexander Wang signs with Japanese megastore Uniqlo. [Mpdclick]
Don’t Go Away Mad: Vice founder “Don’ts” himself out of a job, trains his jaundiced eye back on the streets. [Gawker]
Peace Out, Suckers!: Valentino disses his fellow designers, takes his basketball, goes home. [NYMag]
The Ride: The Maybach in your garage is soon to be obsolete. [Jalopnik]
Bye Week: Perfect human Tom Brady continues to do opposition research in our fair town. Doesn’t this guy have a home or something? [NY Observer]
Generation Gap: Zac Efron is on the cover of Details leaving us to ask, “what’s a Zac Efron?” [Details]
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Blessed Virgin: Just to clean your palette, here’s
Adriana Lima - maidenhead possibly not included. [Gawker]
“Pull your skirt down, Secretariat, we’d rather ride Chris
Noth.” Maxim shouts what we’ve been too polite to
say. [NY
Daily News]
This is How We Do It: Menswear may change, but men
don’t - or at least not so much. [London
Times]
That’s “Sir Jasper” To You: Brit designer Jasper
Conran gets his O.B.E. from H.R.H. [Times
of London]
For The Boys: The Observer details this new
“urbane tomboys” trend. Funny, we’ve been dating them since the
mid-90s. [Observer]
Crazy Eyes: Meanwhile, Details accounts for
the rest of the notches on our bedpost. We still have nightmares. [Details]
Cleveland Rocks: Wrath Arcane represents Mistake by
the Lake. [Plain
Dealer]
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Flipping through our weekly quota of glossy mags, we noticed Michael Bastian’s rules of style in Details. We’ve been fans of Bastian’s since he left his post at Bergdorf Goodman to pursue designing, but we couldn’t resist the chance to give his rules a little polishing.
See how Mr. Bastian’s rules stack up»
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