Plan-B: Hungry for lovin’? Film a webisode. Or better yet, keep it to yourself. [NYTimes]
Playing With Dolls: Still hungry for lovin’ and bored at work? This should blow about a half hour right here. [FOXNews]
Rear-View Mirror: If you hadn’t noticed already, nostalgia is the new futurism. [Ft. Wayne Journal Gazette]
Big Poppa: While his ex-wife circles the drain, K-Fed will be enjoying the Marc Jacobs show at the Armory. Seeing as you have neither impregnated Brittany Spears or dropped a rap album, you will not. [Catwalk Queen]
Payola: On the subject of Marc and the Armory, prosecutors are screaming, “Shenanigans.” [Gawker]
Benefits Package: A review of sex between co-workers suggests another meaning for “Casual Fridays.” [City News]
—G.B.
