Mean Green Machine: Who says hybrids have to be slow? Not Shelby, that’s for sure. [Wired]
No Smoking: Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Sometimes it’s a pointlessly complex electronic device. [Crave]
Kosher Ink: Seems you can still get buried in a Jewish cemetery even if you’re tattooed. Hide your “No Fear” brand from the world no longer. [NYTimes]
Downgrade: Miranda Kerr switches from Orlando Bloom to the greasy scuzz who first called Lindsay Lohan “firecrotch.” Meanwhile, you are charming, polite, fresh-scrubbed, thin and alone. [Popcrunch]
User Friendly: Man, that Mac guy gets all the starlets—all the starlets. [D-Listed]
Lady Law: Señor ACL picks his favorite men’s style rules set down by Consuelo Castiglioni of Mari. [A Continuous Lean]
Going Both Ways: See, you can become the womenswear model you always wanted to be. Dreams do come true. [Jezebel]
Topping Out: British mom-and-pop store, Topshop, continues to roll out the goods. [The Pipeline]
—G.B.
